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I'm still stuck in it, y'aallll!! "I hate the way you walk, I hate the way you talk, I hate the way you dress,"

Kenny really said

I'm so done w/ these Mondays, y'all. I'm about to just go ahead and let everyone know I'm working from home every single Monday from now on.

Y’all I tried with the pic upload

Planted all the seeds I picked up from dollar tree yesterday “slightly” tips following my Dada’s birthday (happy belated 420 y’all)…

CALL ME MF’ING FARMER JONES BECAUSE MMM!!! 😤😤😤

Idk about y'all, but I've been glued to the live feed of the jury selection for the (currently in court this week) Trump case. Naked Orange Emperor fell asleep twice, got reminded that NY law demands he attend his own criminal trial, and had to be told not to speak to the potential jurors.

As a law geek, this is just... wonderful "tv."

Look I'd be a hell of a lot happier if the trees stopped trying to kill me w/ this pollen. Puffs flying down in the street and all that mess.

TERRORISM.

OooooOoooOooo GIRL!!!!! WELCOME TO VIP LVL 1 🎆🎇

I even made little matching post-it note boxes for my rainbow pigs like come ooonnn

All that nonsense from me just to say - what'd y'all think!? Me personally, I really like it!!

Eeeyyy we made it to another weekend y'all!

I really need the rain to stop trying to ruin my attempts at exercising again. I'm JUST trying to look good for wedding season TF!?!

Me listening to myself whine about exercising

Sorry I've been hiding, y'all! I miss my cousins so much!! What I'd miss??

Aaaanyway... bold of me to choose a chocolate chip muffin breakfast on a Monday wearing white capris

Look, I'm not saying you have to LIKE reggaeton. I mean, shoot I literally do not speak any kind of spanish, but if you're lookin' my age and don't at least find yourself swaying and boppin' along to the music I'm GOING to look at you sideways.

Might even scoot over a little. At least one cheek should be grooving.

You guys I’m still thinking about the accuracy of this gif for Blkem welcoming new cousins 😭💀

🎵It is a WINN-TER WOON-DER-LAAAAND!!! And your giiiii is blaaaazed as fooooohhh 🥰🌬️🌱😘💖

SCNY decision just dropped you know my legal nerd butt is reading and marking it up for the rest of the day looolllll

Y'ALL GO WISH OUR COUSIN ANOTHER JOYOUS REVOLUTION AROUND THE SUN

My non-toxic toxic trait is definitely watching #NYFW sets and thinking, "pfft, I could do that," while periodically coughing on the inhaled crumbs from my formerly-warm grilled cheese sammie.

Idk about y'all, but the Crunk era still has a hold on me.

Sometimes I fear it will follow me to my grave... and I will gleefully Pop, Lock & Drop my ass into that coffin when the time comes.

Good morning, good morning, good morning, and happy 1st day of Black History Month y'all!!!

Y'ALL I- 💀

I'M NOT A PLAYA, I JUST CRUSH A LOT

Did y’all know Bacardi sells canned drinks?! I do now. I MEANT to tell y’all last night but … I mean, ya know 😏

ANYWAYYYYY bf and I got tipsy and Loki got a new cat tree built 💀

That seems like WAAYYYY to big of a % to be applied to like… any group of men, let alone an entire racial demographic!

Y'all. You know sometimes when like... idk.

;als kjr ;aowreituj w;letju a;woiut asdf????

You know??

I'm still waiting.

Idk what for, but I'm waiting.

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Y'all I put myself down for a nap yesterday at 6ish - not a big deal just a lil nappy poo - AND I SLEPT THROUGH THE 3RD NIGHT OF KWANZAA WTF DO I DO?!?!

WHAT'S THE PROTOCOL!?? DO I HAVE TO STOP AND TRY AGAIN NEXT YEAR???

I NEED A HANDBOOK 😭

also if you can, reminder to sign up for jet or one of the other ones bc yooooo this 1k character limit is mmm💅