


I apologize, that shit might be all out of order but I numbered it. Please piece it together if you can

Aight. Lets get this #blkempoetryjam poppin. Ill start it off with a poem I just wrote yesterday fresh off of a balloon release ceremony for my good friend Elijah who passed from Cancer. Also #fuckcancer . RIP Eli. Take it easy on me





Why you call customer service, they ask if you speak English, then connect you to a mf that barely speak English? Sound like he run a 7/11. "Hello, how can I elp yoo tooday?" Lemme get 25 on pump 3, a pack of Newports, some scratch off-oh my fault, force of habit. My internet...

Which one of you weirdos don't smash your sandwiches?

I get scared when I been hungry for so long that my stomach just say fuck it and stop growling. Cause if that nigga anything like me that silence mean aight, Ill handle it myself. "Oh you not gon feed me? Lemme start eating this small intestine"

Well if Love and Basketball taught me anything, it's that it's never too late to challenge your ex to a basketball game with the intent of breaking up a marriage.

The one that got away is getting engaged, life is cruel sometimes

Look at her trying not to talk her shit. GG know she got more skills than a pharmacy got pills. More gifts than LA got crips. More flair than Rapunzel got hair. Stop playin

I do enough 😭 I’ll just say that

Ayooo, I have a great story to tell for storytime, I was wondering, is there a limit? What are the rules? Cause ima have to stretch this joint like a pack o-I mean uhhh like yoga....

@MarAJo I finally found a video of it. There's people in the world that pop every single morning off with this combo

Happy Birthday 🎂



I always felt like Stomp the Yard was basically Drumline but dancing.

What's some of yall favorite fruits? Few of mine is pineapple, red seedless grapes, and I love kiwi

Who, @MarAJo ?

how do u deal with the pressure?

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 YEEESSSSIRRRR!! That mix is ridiculous

This is how we do it every Friday and Saturday!
See you at Joburgs best party every weekend!
#Noshadowjab #OpenFormatZA #OpenFormatDJ #southafrica #DJ



I just wanna say, you voice typing people are weird as hell to me. I understand maybe if you driving but if you just stand in front of me and keep repeating the same question to Google because it's not getting the words right yet it never dawns on you to type it out, I walk off

Ugh. I'm sorry, this is a personal inside thought to myself but ending both sentences with "later" makes my writer brain feel absolutely disgusting. I don't know how that got past me. I'm sorry for yall having to read that. It won't happen a-gain


Women so weird sometimes. If you do something for her that you've done for anybody else, it's no longer special. But if you don't do something you've done for somebody else, for her, then she no longer feels special. "I bet you do this for all your girls huh?" Shorty eat yo food

Happy Birthday sir

my birthday is less than two hours away. ♑️♑️♑️🍾🍾🍾🍾 1:18 #BirthdayBlurt


