Idk about y'all, but I've been glued to the live feed of the jury selection for the (currently in court this week) Trump case. Naked Orange Emperor fell asleep twice, got reminded that NY law demands he attend his own criminal trial, and had to be told not to speak to the potential jurors.

As a law geek, this is just... wonderful "tv."

Dude in the elevator this morning said, "nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it's a Tuesday," and Sir. I did not consent to you squatting on my brain today.

Now I'm huffy lmfao.

I stg I need to set up a "don't forget the damn hallway" notification or something on this app because the way I CONSTANTLY forget where tf everyone is...

Look I'd be a hell of a lot happier if the trees stopped trying to kill me w/ this pollen. Puffs flying down in the street and all that mess.

TERRORISM.

Lord please help me get through this workday.

Everything is trying me. Pheeewwww....

OooooOoooOooo GIRL!!!!! WELCOME TO VIP LVL 1 🎆🎇

I even made little matching post-it note boxes for my rainbow pigs like come ooonnn

I've been getting REALLY into like... "helpful" origami to pass the time at work and I think y'all should get in on this. Like... I'm over here making little pull out organizational drawers for my paperclips 😭

All that nonsense from me just to say - what'd y'all think!? Me personally, I really like it!!

Morning cousins! Rise and shine, dust off those whatevers or something and idk let's get moving lol

Are... are we done? Unc isn't saying we're done, right?

HAPPY EASTER COUSINS!!!! 🩷🩷🩷

Eeeyyy we made it to another weekend y'all!

I really need the rain to stop trying to ruin my attempts at exercising again. I'm JUST trying to look good for wedding season TF!?!

Is anyone planning on doing like ... a full thread w/ updates re Diddy or ???

Me listening to myself whine about exercising

I wish you could like, call out of work w/ "not feeling it." Like, just get up and be like, "yeah I'm going home I'm just not feeling it today," and everyone would be like, "omg please feel better see you tomorrow!!"

Right??

Sorry I've been hiding, y'all! I miss my cousins so much!! What I'd miss??

Aaaanyway... bold of me to choose a chocolate chip muffin breakfast on a Monday wearing white capris

… false alarm, almost 11am and I’m just now getting coffee 🤦🏾‍♀️

Whassup y’all what’s going on today? I hope you’re doing betterr than I am lol 🥴

EEEYYYYY!!!!! Get it girl! 💪🏾😤✊🏾

Look, I'm not saying you have to LIKE reggaeton. I mean, shoot I literally do not speak any kind of spanish, but if you're lookin' my age and don't at least find yourself swaying and boppin' along to the music I'm GOING to look at you sideways.

Might even scoot over a little. At least one cheek should be grooving.

I WOULD say something like, “oh we all know who’s who,” but as a Gemini that’s just not my style, ya know?!

You guys I’m still thinking about the accuracy of this gif for Blkem welcoming new cousins 😭💀

🎵It is a WINN-TER WOON-DER-LAAAAND!!! And your giiiii is blaaaazed as fooooohhh 🥰🌬️🌱😘💖

SCNY decision just dropped you know my legal nerd butt is reading and marking it up for the rest of the day looolllll

Y'ALL GO WISH OUR COUSIN ANOTHER JOYOUS REVOLUTION AROUND THE SUN

welcome welcome y'all!!

Take a seat, have a chat, etc.

My non-toxic toxic trait is definitely watching #NYFW sets and thinking, "pfft, I could do that," while periodically coughing on the inhaled crumbs from my formerly-warm grilled cheese sammie.