Jhané Harris

JMHarris

🌈 Blerd | Linguist | One with nature 🌱 | Love to cook, love to eat | SF resident | Butch as hell 🌈

The Uber driver just tried to explain how to open the door like I’ve never traveled via Tesla before.. 🥴

🎶 I've Tried so hard, I can't seem to get ahead of all these fees.
Man i've tried so hard, but I'll always be a victim of this lease.
It ain't my fault cuz I, try to save money but gas ain't cheap.
And still I try so hard, hoping one day my ride don't get seized.
But until then, I'll be parking 3 blocks from my house so they cant repo.
But until then, I'm ignoring these calls, fuck yall, you aint gettin my dough...🎶

I just heard the term “Broke Thugs-N-Harmony” 🤣 why 😩

I just heard the term “Broke Thugs-N-Harmony” 🤣 why 😩

The only other person involved in three top four highest grossing films of all time other than James Cameron is Zoe Saldana. She getting them paychecks too.

😂😂💀💀

Whoever salting the fries at McDonald's need to salt these roads.
🧂😂🤣💀🤭😌

y’all don’t understand how much a @JMHarris sighting just made my night 🥲🥹🥰

In response Alicia 🌹🌹🌹 to her Publication

@askalicia ☺️☺️

just 4 more days…just 4 more days…just 4 more days…just 4 more days…just 4 more days…just 4 more days…just 4 more days…just 4 more days…just 4 more days…just 4 more days…just 4 more days… 😮‍💨🫠😤💪🏽

the urge to not order food as soon as I get bored, I literally cooked

because on here y’all are!! Why are there so many in here!!!!

Man as soon as I tell someone I’m a Virgo, they act like I said I’m in the Illuminati..
😒🙄💀🖕🏾🤣

In response Jhané Harris to her Publication

first off dont first off me 😭😭. second blame auto correct mam! 3rdly everybody knew i was gon win that case.

btw did you see my post about the Gemini evidence 😭😭😂😂 I had a flashback the other day

I saw a tik tok with a girl saying she feared she would lose her dignity by being a sugar baby, but you can't take dignity to the bank. #wheredoisignup 😅

🙋🏽‍♀️Would any cousins be down to do Blkem #SecretSanta ? 🤔Trying to keep it safe for privacy (sharing mailing addresses) & support blk owned

drop suggestions or yay/nay below!

Gregory and Janine just playing games at this point.