🌿O.G. Botanist Johnson 🌿

Thugg_Speedman

Pros: W/ the shits/Cons: W/ the shits. 👨‍👧‍👧 and Plant dad (200+). +35. Favorite word is No. 313 in the dmV. IG/SC/Twitter same @

My mom is better today! I brought some gifts to her so she could still have a little bit of a Christmas. Now off to this shmoney. Evryone have a Great Christmas Day! UPS me y’all food, thanks! 🎄❤️😘

I've been seeing alot of commercials for these. Seems like a fool proof way to grow. Is it worth it?

Some things make me sad but I just take it to the chin and laugh it off 🤷🏽‍♀️

😍❤️

In response Max Erin James to his Publication

weeeeelp, here’s the Then & Now. 🙃Almost 7 months down!

on ft with my sis and she’s watching football. almost like my nigga on the phone 😭😭😭

ran me a bubble bath and got in w the bong.

Y’all ain’t finna worry me

Please somebody lock this man down. AMEN

looking at my dms and it just makes me so angry but also so sad . all my social media dms looking like one big friendzone/counseling session😂😂 festival. think I’m going to just cry myself to sleep. I’ll be back in like hour 30

just getting home from work about to get the pup together then get ready for dinner reservations

💯❗️My type of timing

My rule of thumb is that I'll always take a L for being truthful/forthright vs for lying

if y’all got a french boo here’s ya plug

In response Gunsy 🥷🏾👀 to his Publication

M’aimes-tu ? = Do you love me ?
Non, casse toi ! = No, fuck off !
Oui, je t’aime = Yes, I love You

when my boyfriend and I first moved in our place, before we moved anything in we walked around our entire apartment with sage, after we burned palo santo and spoke our intentions. I kid y’all not, this has been the most peaceful living experience we’ve ever had. it’s been LOVE

me leaving the blurt line in shambles because of my food takes

We agreed to refer to this as the JustinLaBoy rule

Guys, can we all agree to refrain from #BlurtBiting , and give credit where due? 🤲🏽🥲🙏🏽 #AuthenticityCity

please leave the “grand risings” folks on Twitter 😭