The Grande Dame

pokeitoutchlo

Suffering aspiring PA by day, Brooklyn baddie by night βœ¨βœŠπŸΎπŸ‡¨πŸ‡ΊIG: chlo.chlo_

Let leave the "ranch vs blue cheese" and " pay what you ordered vs split the bill" conversations in 2023

The answer will always be Blue Cheese πŸ˜‹
And just do what works for you when it comes to the bill

Thank you and Happy New Year πŸ’›

I'm pretty sure I set the world record for the amount of Casamigo capri suns consumed in a three hour window 🍹

Q1 of 2023 was rough..like super rough...So far Q2 I got a new job with a fire salary, my credit score hit a 800 finally after getting screwed over years ago, my bday is coming up and my aunt is responding well to her chemo treatment after her stage 4 diagnosis

LIFE IS GOOD!

I started todays Regional meeting with "Happy Black History Month Eve" and someone is gonna go "But I thought you were Cuban"

What's more important when going to brunch? The quality of the drinks?! Or the quality of the food?!

For me? The drinks 😌

So all three of my major credit cards got a random CLI?!? I take this as a sign that the man above will make sure I get my VIP tickets to see BeyoncΓ© when they drop πŸ™ŒπŸΎ

You ever be in the mood to stir up some drama?! That's me right now πŸ˜‚

Finally back in NYC! Spent the last 10 days running an alternative break for 30+ college students. We spent the week in Houma, LA and New Orleans rebuilding two homes for senior citizens and a community center for the Biloxi-Chitimacha-Choctaw tribe. Rewarding but I missed my bed

I knew about this trip since NOVEMBER 3rd... now I'm here looking like Boo Boo Da Fool trying to order stuff last min like it's gonna get here in time πŸ’€

ahhhh work is done until January 16th .I'm back outside! Harlem?!? I aint know y'all had the SPOTSSSSS on a Wednesday?!??

Okra is definitely the most disgusting vegetable...second place is Brussels sprouts

I remember @maxerinjames had the TL in shambles after claiming someone had a secret baby that didn't even existsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ andddd the messy award goes to....

you’re amazing! I just want you to know that so kind and friendly! Keeping the fun going on the app and still rocking your personal life 😘. You rocked during #BlkemBae you and @maxerinjames

As someone who has travelled...A LOT! Idk why I've never gone far up north to see the Aurora Borealis πŸ₯ΉI just wanna set a tent up and watch the sky!

See no. I went on that bird ass app and saw why Lil Fizz is trending. My eyes will never recover

The only normal picture I got of myself from the holiday party πŸ’€

Imma eat em regardless but the flats?!?

Lemon pepper flats? extra lemon pepper? fried hard????

Flats or drums… Which one y’all prefer?πŸ—
Me, ima flats girl. πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜‹πŸ€ΈπŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜

Woke up today and rememberd who tf I am 😌 No more sad girls club over here!!!

also idk how to post multiple pics πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ’€

Drunker than a muhhh fucka

104 fever and still served

BYEEEEEE