The Grande Dame

pokeitoutchlo

Suffering aspiring PA by day, Brooklyn baddie by night βœ¨βœŠπŸΎπŸ‡¨πŸ‡ΊIG: chlo.chlo_

Let leave the "ranch vs blue cheese" and " pay what you ordered vs split the bill" conversations in 2023

The answer will always be Blue Cheese πŸ˜‹
And just do what works for you when it comes to the bill

Thank you and Happy New Year πŸ’›

I can always count on the neighborhood crackhead to boost my confidence πŸ˜‚

Wait i am screaaaminngggg πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ not the tomato's πŸ˜‚

In response Max Erin James to his Publication

There was a chubby white woman by the name of Mabel on the tl. She even infiltrated my dms in search of PENIS!! I was terrified

Finallyyyy 🫢🏾🀍🀎✨

Finally linked with ChloΓ¨ @pokeitoutchlo … πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

I've been fasting for the past 7hours. Best believe once I get this scan done I'm going STRAAAAIGHT to my lady with the good good oxtail πŸ˜‚

πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈSHE SAID WHAT SHE SAID! 😌

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If you counted me out this year, tried to play in my face, prayed on my downfall, gossiped about me, smiled in my face & laughed behind my back, showed no support and fake love, just being a hater… please note 2024 it’s CHIPS FOR YOU!!

I had a dream that me and Nene Leakes were best friends on vacation πŸ˜‚ I'm literally sitting here cracking up like that whole trip was real πŸ’€

Can we start asking if people are in the mental capacity to receive your trauma dump? Thank you,

I'm in the mood to go out but at the same time...this weather is giving stay yo ass at home and order take out

Wait! πŸ˜‚ Like that one cousin that will just be that...yo cousin?!? Like you can't hang out with them bc they talk too much and don’t know how to vibe?!!

Quick Question

Has anyone ever been β€œfamilyzoned” before? Yes…you heard it right…FAMILY ZONED!

If so…how was that experience and how did you feel?

Asking for a family member
#familyzoned

I barely survived July and August. September pleaseeee πŸ˜©πŸ™πŸΎ I'm just a girl!

I LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE! BEYONCÉ IS LITERALLY DOWN THE BLOCK FROM MY HOUSE AT THE LIBRARY AND I AM LAID UP IN MY BONNETT READY FOR BED!

My friends are like my children πŸ’€ Can't do one simple thing for one without the other asking "what about meeeee?!"

GIRL πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€. When I got picked up at DTW I swearrrrr my Uber driver was on that cocaine! no license plate, roof damn near falling down, door broke, jaw dancing. I thought that was the end of me πŸ˜‚

who’s in Detroit and not a murderer? I need a lift from the airport on the 8th at 1pm 😭I got some gas money but o ain’t tryna pay for no Uber! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

LIKE HELLOOOO SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!!!

What attracted you in the first place? Cause yeah she's smart and driven but that woman is fucking breathtaking be so fr!!!!!

That wasn't gonna change for you.

This is Keke Keep A Job Motherfuckin Palmer!

y'all had all of yesterday to let them fireworks off....why are we still going?!?! IM CALLING THE COPS πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ

Everytime I log on here using my laptop I always see #BlkemBaeDraft trending. Ahh those were the good ole days of mass chaos 😭

I bet if I give alll myyy loveeeee the nothings gonna tear us apartttttt

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Well I have a business that's black owned. It's called Mind my lol

Good morning to everyone except those who had them damn bazookas going off at 4am.

idk why but lately ive been feeling hella detached from everyone. the only social interaction i benefit from now is with dogs 😭

Rain in NYC? Look like I ain’t doing shit πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

they doing too much with these fireworks around here!!!!!!!!!!!!! smh