The Grande Dame
pokeitoutchloSuffering aspiring PA by day, Brooklyn baddie by night β¨βπΎπ¨πΊIG: chlo.chlo_
I can always count on the neighborhood crackhead to boost my confidence π
Wait i am screaaaminngggg πππ not the tomato's π
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Finallyyyy π«ΆπΎπ€π€β¨
Finally linked with ChloΓ¨ @pokeitoutchlo β¦ π₯°π₯°
I've been fasting for the past 7hours. Best believe once I get this scan done I'm going STRAAAAIGHT to my lady with the good good oxtail π
Just have sex. It's okay.
π£οΈπ£οΈSHE SAID WHAT SHE SAID! π
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If you counted me out this year, tried to play in my face, prayed on my downfall, gossiped about me, smiled in my face & laughed behind my back, showed no support and fake love, just being a haterβ¦ please note 2024 itβs CHIPS FOR YOU!!
I'm baaaack! For real this time π What I miss?!??
I had a dream that me and Nene Leakes were best friends on vacation π I'm literally sitting here cracking up like that whole trip was real π
Can we start asking if people are in the mental capacity to receive your trauma dump? Thank you,
I'm in the mood to go out but at the same time...this weather is giving stay yo ass at home and order take out
Wait! π Like that one cousin that will just be that...yo cousin?!? Like you can't hang out with them bc they talk too much and donβt know how to vibe?!!
Quick Question
Has anyone ever been βfamilyzonedβ before? Yesβ¦you heard it rightβ¦FAMILY ZONED!
If soβ¦how was that experience and how did you feel?
Asking for a family member
#familyzoned
Sooooo how's everyone doingggg?!
I barely survived July and August. September pleaseeee π©ππΎ I'm just a girl!
I LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE! BEYONCΓ IS LITERALLY DOWN THE BLOCK FROM MY HOUSE AT THE LIBRARY AND I AM LAID UP IN MY BONNETT READY FOR BED!
My friends are like my children π Can't do one simple thing for one without the other asking "what about meeeee?!"
Why it seem like the weeks where we get a holiday still end up being the longest?
Why are my blurts not blurting?
GIRL πππππ. When I got picked up at DTW I swearrrrr my Uber driver was on that cocaine! no license plate, roof damn near falling down, door broke, jaw dancing. I thought that was the end of me π
whoβs in Detroit and not a murderer? I need a lift from the airport on the 8th at 1pm πI got some gas money but o ainβt tryna pay for no Uber! πππ
LIKE HELLOOOO SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!!!
What attracted you in the first place? Cause yeah she's smart and driven but that woman is fucking breathtaking be so fr!!!!!
That wasn't gonna change for you.
This is Keke Keep A Job Motherfuckin Palmer!
y'all had all of yesterday to let them fireworks off....why are we still going?!?! IM CALLING THE COPS π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈ
Everytime I log on here using my laptop I always see #BlkemBaeDraft trending. Ahh those were the good ole days of mass chaos π
I bet if I give alll myyy loveeeee the nothings gonna tear us apartttttt
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Well I have a business that's black owned. It's called Mind my lol
Good morning to everyone except those who had them damn bazookas going off at 4am.
idk why but lately ive been feeling hella detached from everyone. the only social interaction i benefit from now is with dogs π
Rain in NYC? Look like I ainβt doing shit ππ
they doing too much with these fireworks around here!!!!!!!!!!!!! smh