Wtf do Robyn be saying— translation?

me finding out he doesn’t eat ass

me watching niggas play ball while my fruity ass turning the rope for the girls:

Deactivated cause they on CP time reviewing my verification

Blackness Test! finish this sentence:
“I don’t fight, I don’t wrestle I ____”

nah cause what 😂😂😂

my grandma: “when you gonna have some babies?”
me: “when you gonna get a man?”
my grandma:

me when it’s my time to share why I’m thankful:

my mom: “I’ll make the dressing!”
my aunt: “I’ll make the greens!”
my dad: “I’ll make a cheesecake!”
my cousin gf Becky: “I’ll make Mac N’ Cheese.”

everyone:

the issue with many of these niggas is that they don't consider ppl who are not like them as deemable or valuable. they use white patriarchy as a measuring tool on how to treat Black peoples of different creeds & walks of life. I want Black people to love Us FOREAL

everyday I thank God im not aging like milk— I have classmates who are aging like Meg Ryan

Bringing Down The House is Queen Latifah’s BEST movie.

Bringing Down The House is Queen Latifah’s BEST movie.

I’m happy to be on here and know I’m in a safe space from white language policing

100 FOLLOWERS :) thanks guys

can someone report the DL pages

BOAAHHHDDY

I did it!

I sleep naked. when people gift me pajamas… I genuinely look at them like strange alien artifacts

Dancehall need this

When I say I am so happy that I can fully type the word WHITE and attach the word TERRORIST and not fear my account being suspended. Ugh.

same babe, same

I don’t want my water alkaline Omar, I want my water full fat.

words like healthy & thanksgiving don’t even go. Let people who talk like that bring the napkins.