I need a lady friend w/an EBT card. #47Items

Fail

How much do y’all think I spent on this stuff from Target??? #PriceIsWrong

Just woke up, think I’ll take a quick nap.

Dinner for one…

If there were ANY women wondering, yes, I am single.

Who took this dummy seriously in that hat!? 😫😭🤣

Two long weeks.

Who wore it better???

WTF was up w/Linus’ head!?

Last night…

Where were you for those 49 hours Carlee???

Dinner

I had an amazing interview w/George Clinton.

Chilled with AKAs all weekend

…so I just bricked 10 free throws and got boo’d out tha arena. 🥴

A film with dudes fighting with items jammed into their butts won Best Picture, Actress, and both supporting actors, yet the Color Purple won nothing???

Joel was a surgeon in that hospital…

Slap Jesus

So….Chris Rock Live???

This taste like Smurf discharge. 🤮

DM’s open for serious commissions only. #PhotoRealistic #WendyWilliams

Did y’all know I roll wit lil Reese n’em?

I find Kang stans disingenuous. Kang sold NO BOOKS.

That dummy was never in the “Biggie, Pac, Nas” discussion on the playground. NEVER!

Now everyone loves KANG?!

Can’t take the internet seriously.

You Bama’s eat crunchy peanut butter???

Who buys Post Malone music?! I gotta see the nigga that be like, “…run me dat new Post Malone jawn.”