Being 19 awkward af, but imma enjoy it while it’s here ig

I hate when I say “I’m tired of at working this job,” then some old mf be like “well you gone be doin’ it for the rest of your life.” 🙄 Like no bookie mind yours because no I’m not. Maybe you can complain and still show up at the same job, but I can’t…

My barber was like, “it took you 19 years to find out you was cute?”

And was like, “yep, but I have arrived to the party.” So now I’m finna find me some cute outfits and get all girly and stuff. 😌💅🏾✨

So drained that I thought it was Wednesday… I came back into “reality” and realized it’s Monday. It’s official, I give 0 fucks this week (excuse my French).

Chilleeee as a young woman that’s rarely felt protected, I appreciate my bsf. We was standing outside talkin and he talkin bout “if a car roll by too slow, imma push you in the grass”. Like damn ok 😭

Y’all got plants? If so, do y’all talk to ‘em?

Like maybe it’s just me cuz I love nature, but it’s kinda soothing. 🥲

You ever seen a black man so handsome you just lose your words? Like I be having to pray cuz my goodness 😭

IT’S FRIDDDAAAYYYYY!!!!!! 😌💕✨

Y’all ever met a white person that tries to prove how not racism they are?

Like oml baby whether you racist or not irdc… just don’t mess with my time, freedom, family, or safety and we gone be just fine.

My momma gone tell me to stop worrying about my best friend who hasn’t messaged me in 3 days (which isn’t normal). Like ma’am… I’m the same person who was ready to spend $500 just to go check on my brother who’s 1k miles away… all I do is worry bout the ppl I love. 😭

I hate when people use the words darkskin and lightskin… like ew. The slavery mindset is strong and it’s time to recover cuz the shit is getting old.

Ice cream is processed food in all… but I don’t feel like eating healthy rn

I’m bout to be the office drug dealer and start passing out vitamins cuz it’s too many people sneezing, sniffing, and coughing…

Er’body was high and drunk at prom last hear… I wasn’t so I jumped in the pool. I’m built different… 🌝 I don’t drink or smoke but we can still have fun. 💀

If this Bluetooth disconnect while I’m at work, it’s over… if Cupcakke is to be heard throughout the office, then I shall head STRAIGHT for the door.

I’m collecting friends like infinity stones… I got a gay friend, lesbian friend, trans friend, and a straight male friend. Next is a straight female friend and the last one will be a boyfriend.

Must be real hard to be on other social media apps rn. All that negativity… imma go read bout plants, y’all be safe. 💕✨

Is it humor or the truth?

nerdy dudes be so cute. 😂 like cmon wit yo lil awkward self and tell me some more ‘bout computers, different dimensions and yo robots made of legos stinka butt.

I don’t know bout y’all, but after going thru some bs, I pick and choose who I call family. Blood is not thicker than water.

I identify as the awkward black girl 😩💕✨

👵🏾“I don’t like getting on Facebook it’s too much drama.”

*Continues to log into son’s Facebook*

👵🏾 “Did you see this? They just do too much swearing for me.”

Really working on finding my inner peace, so blue bird, ig, and fb all had to go. Next is the people that generate the same bad vibes (aka low vibrations) that them apps did.

PROTECT THY ENERGY AT ALL COSTS!!! Boundaries. Blocking. Deleting. Anything necessary…😂

We was playin in our mom’s wigs and I can’t tell if I look like the rich single auntie or the auntie w/ two toddlers 🧐

Worst part about being young wit short hair? People think you gay… lemme go buy some mfkka bundles rq.

A small dog… I’ll kick it like a soccer ball.

Important note:

my barber is dope af 😜💕✨

You got niggas texting yo phone, I got spam emails. We are not the same.

I miss Vine… hell I miss the era of the internet where everybody was just weird and random. It’s too many ppl doing stuff for attention now.

y’all seen this?

https://youtu.be/vdbYyRYKA...