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educated. 1920 ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ. married. fur momma. 410 โœˆ๏ธ 813. I put the B in LGBT ๐ŸŒˆ

What is โ€œthe hallโ€ ?? Literally donโ€™t think I been on here all year lol

Havenโ€™t been on here in a minute. How yโ€™all been ?

sooo th game is coming back out huh. maybe itโ€™s time I finally go and watch the entirety of the original..?

quick little text cause like everyone knows thereโ€™s an unwritten rule that if you on speaker and thereโ€™s strangers around I must be made aware. Lawd.

my wife calls me in the am now to make sure Iโ€™m awake. we talking earlier and Iโ€™m like โ€œis your partner hereโ€ cause that guy calls out all the time. def planning to talk shit. and then he responds to my question. SHE HAD ME ON SPEAKER. after I call her I had to tell her

my wife is like a kid on Christmas morning whenever she gets new tech lol. she got her new phone today. Lawd.

my friends just left. and Iโ€™m like awake lol. so Iโ€™m watching tv.

my friends just left. and Iโ€™m like awake lol. so Iโ€™m watching tv.

fuck. I still need to clean the guest bathroom too. ugh.

I stripped the sheets off the bed this morning. and now I have NO desire to make the bed. watch me jjst sleep in the guest bed cause Iโ€™m lazy lol

idk why I thought I should use frozen salmon for these salmon bites ! ughhhhh Iโ€™m so annoyed. they not gonna come out good. I know it.

idk why I thought I should use frozen salmon for these salmon bites ! ughhhhh Iโ€™m so annoyed. they not gonna come out good. I know it.

time to go start prepping for tomorrow. Iโ€™m way behind cause I had stuff to do today, but itโ€™s gotta get done

Ider the kenan and kel song so that must mean all that is the winner lol

so whatโ€™s the harder theme song

Kenan and Kel or All that ??

like I do need to wake up. not to mention phone literally on 6%. lemme stop playing.

I turned off tiktok with the intention of walking the dogs and going to bed. I walked the dogs but my ass is now on here. smh.

I just scrolled through tiktok for hours bruh. like whaaaaaat is wrong with me ?

shoulda got some chips. ugh. someone bring me some chips

at this point I donโ€™t even wanna bother anymkre. like forreal. coming all the way there just to eat isnโ€™t something Iโ€™m down for. when I thought we were gonna hang out and shop sure. but now you making me do all this work. like what

my grandmother crazy. you invited me. how you gonna tell me to pick the place, time, and make the reservation? what