Lolita Pink

LolitaPink

—thinker, blurter of brilliance, chronically (ch)ill 📍BOS | the unabridged version

some days I can’t believe I’m responsible for a whole human… like I’m actually someone’s mom… 🤯

I didn’t respond in the gc last night so my mom texts me telling me dinner is going to be at my aunt’s instead of hers (as if it’s any better)… n I ask whose going because I’m avoiding people that trigger me, family included… but she CLEARLY doesn’t get it 😒

my personal favorite is when my kid tells me she can’t do something because she HAD a test earlier in the day

Kids find every excuse not to do what they’re told

I got distracted and let it burn y’all… I know I said I liked the bacon crispy but fakkk I didn’t mean ashes crispy 😭🤣