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You already know why I'm here

What song will you absolutely MURDER if it was your turn to sing Kareoke night ?

Mine is The Thong Song

Y'all eat the shrimp with that lil doo Doo line still in it ?

I like the fact that notifications on this app come from the bottom of my phone

Thanksgiving is not the time to try experimental dishes. If you ain't been getting it shaking in the kitchen the 10 months prior relax your limbs

This probably about a good time as any to remind folk Brandy SMOKED Monica in that verzuz....

but the britches Brandy was wearing were completely uncalled for.

one of the best decisions I ever made was dumping grape jelly for strawberry jelly when making my PB&J sammiches

I need pumpkin pie as far away from me as possible this Thanksgiving #AllPiesDoNOTmatter

The areola to titty ratio is equally as important as the titty itself

Real friend won't pressure their friends into splitting a bill knowing they meal wasn't as expensive as everyone else meal.

If everybody payed for what they ordered this wouldn't be a discussion. Maybe the tip would be a topic but that's it

alright talk to me what y’all think? about this I’ve heard mixed things.

y'all too fine, starting to think some of y'all spam. Cuz ain't no way

Wifey enjoyed her birthday celebration. Mission accomplished 🙌🏾

uh uh come again

How you gone win when you ain't right within?

for all my anime blerds I didn’t forget y’all ✊🏾😎❤️#hunterXHunter