DeMaurie DeMaurie

xomaurie

27 | DFW | Real Estate Student | Twitter Refugee

wassup y'all, ain't really been on here since opening week. life been hitting ya boy hard. y'all doing alright?

i need to clean my car out too, my backseat looks like i’m living out this mf.

i have a washer and dryer at my house, but i still find myself at the laundromat often cause i like washing ALL MY LOADS at once as opposed to one load at a time. i don’t like wash day to be an all day task.

i always drink two bottles of water before i sit down to eat my food, i eat wayyyyyy less cause i’m full from the water. i’ve lost so much weight. i’d rather drink too much water than eat too much food.

it’s kinda funny how i never crave chick fil a until sunday. 😵‍💫

sick of leftovers, i’m done with em.. finna throw all this shit away.

there’s an update to this app in the app store, i recommend updating. 😇

how long y’all let y’all car heat up before y’all drive off in the winter time?

supposed to be at work at 9, imma pull up around 9:45. i’m tired. they’ll be alright.

tv shows was wild back in the day! 😂 imagine being on a tv show competing with 20 other people for a nigga. 😮‍💨

scandal
svu
martin
american horror story
flavor of love (😂😂)

Top Five Shows? 👀

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AND SINCE WE ON FOOD LETS NORMALIZE PUTTING GREEN VEGETABLES ON OUR PLATES INSTEAD OF A MILLION STARCHES

Chicken tenders and fries, bout the only two things we haven’t argued over yet 😂😂

literally. 😂😂

Sooo, what exactly do yall eat?? We’re reaching almost slim pickings at this point.

how y’all feel about electric cars/hybrids? it’s time for me to get a new car and everybody keeps saying go hybrid, but ionno. 😵‍💫

cheating, cause black men don’t cheat.

lmfaaaoooo nah I gotta see y’all answers cause I seen a mf say granny!!

it’s literally snowing in texas rn and i’m confused asf. when has it everrrrrr snowed in november here?

someone invite karlous miller, i know y’all was talking about it the other day.. but we need him on here asap. 😂 nigga is hilarious.