Sigma Bimbo

SigmaBimbo

Lvl. 33, Swedish, art, history, existential crisis expert.

whoah, I almost ALMOST posted a comment with unsolicited advice on a video but stopped myself before hitting send.

😎

I don’t need to read my horoscope it’s always saying the same things

“Someone you hate is around the corner, let go of the steering wheel of your car, you’re broke af bc you crashed your car etc etc”

Absolutely nothing new.

The Netflix adaptation of Death Note wasn’t even half as bad as people made it out to be.

I’m a great art teacher because I know where to draw the line. 😏

My pockets is set up like

Left pocket:keys, cards, money, stolen map on back of Declaration of Independence, writing utensils, Blue eyes white dragon Yu-Gi-Oh card, excalibur sword, grocery list, "Do you like me? Yes or No?" notes, mentos...

Right Pocket:Phone.

I wish we could normalize just sharing experiences instead of I’m at xyz destination, I have special access to xyz— “y’all ain’t rich enough, get on my level” that extra part is weird to me.

Dodging catching feelings like.. I’m playing dodge ball..
Ehm..

why do black men have the most beautiful eyes I can gaze into them if I get the chance.
respectfully
with consent
from a distance, or through my phone.

Promised myself I wouldn’t be a ticking time bomb 2023 and explode over nonsensical things.

Welp, lasted a week but call that progress I guess? 🤓
“A” for effort girl.

I don't know why I'm so focused on working out when I can just photoshop me some abs.