My shoulders were on fire today!

I seasoned the hell out of that chicken, but I can’t remember what combination of seasonings I used

Shoulder day be kicking my ass lol #NoShirtSummer

How old were you when you learned your parents’ real names?

The sense of entitlement people have cause of the position they think they have in your life is hilarious!

Finally hit my goal of 80lbs on the incline press. Now onto the next goal:

I strongly believe you should be your child’s 1st hater and bully( respectfully of course! Don’t be an ass!),that way when they get into the world, none of this shit bothers them!

Did Kendrick really diss anyone or did he just say ,” I’m the best rapper and stop grouping me with these niggas!”?

I said I was fat and someone who had nothing to do with the conversation, went and told that I was being inconsiderate today people, cause they may find it offensive that I call myself fat. lol

I’m bullying inconsiderate people for the rest of the year!

I’m sure I would die if I tried to drink like I did when I was in Japan lol

Today is one of those Thor at the beginning of Endgame days

If you drink Aquafina or Dasani, your opinion about EVERYTHING is invalid!

I sing the hell out of this song when I’m in my car! lol

I think birds see a white car as target practice cause there is no other explanation as to why I always have bird shit on my car!

My nephew checking out his fresh cut lol

Finding random bruises on your body smh #LightskinnedProblems

Going to the gym between 12hr shifts seemed dumb to me at first, but after 2 weeks I’m starting to like it.

Girl dad life is watching Annie with your daughter while she takes down her braids

Morning commute/ unwind music #Goodmorning

Practice what you preach or STFU!

People act like I said I don’t know how to play spades when I tell them I don’t drink anymore lol

One benefit of having a black supervisor is him letting you go home early cause you have a haircut appointment later today lol

March in Washington means smoked salmon!!! For me at least

It’s a new month! Time to change your toothbrush and shower liners!

If you stand in the middle of the aisle, I believe I have the right to walk through you.

It’s always the males that look like they had a baby 2 weeks ago with something to say!